Sunday, August 17, 2014

Deathboat (The Sequel to “Lifeboat”)

Yes, it’s Deathboat, the gruesome sequel to Lifeboat. Only this time, it’s not a lifeboat, it only looks like one…!

In this horrific movie, survivors from a shipwreck during wartime swim to what they think is a lifeboat, but which they find out, too late, is no such thing. Instead, it’s an alien life form with a giant mouth that can shape-shift into any open-ended object. And once our heroes and heroines tire themselves out and play out their dramas, the deathboat grows giant sharp teeth around its edges and traps everyone inside, digesting them all like a Venus Fly Trap. (And it lives happily ever after, doing the same thing to everyone it encounters.)

It’s all the life-saving, life-ending drama you can handle, it’s: Deathboat, coming soon to a theater near you!