I heard that Cranberries song: “Linger” at Trader Joe’s recently, and the lyrics always make me think of farts for some reason. So here’s a joke ad song for Febreze based upon “Linger”, after which the announcer would say that Febreze removes lingering unpleasant odors quickly:
(To the tune of: “Linger”, by The Cranberries)
You think I’m such a fool, don’t you?
When you asked me to pull your finger,
And you let out with a stinker,
Do you have to let it linger?
