Thursday, August 28, 2014

Trigger Happy: The Antidepressant Ammunition

Are you feeling gun metal blue? Do you feel you are going gun nuts sometimes? Then try Trigger Happy, the antidepressant specifically formulated for the firearms enthusiast. Don’t let the gun control push make you trigger sad, take Trigger Happy and get happy!

Why let your mood get shot down like a clay pigeon when you can aim for the sky? Get happy: Trigger Happy! It’s the pharmaceutical ammo that targets depression.

It’s the NRA’s choice of NRA (New Rifleman Antidepressant): Trigger Happy!

Available in cartridge-shaped pulvules to let you feel locked and loaded. Ask your doctor about Trigger Happy, and get an ammo clip of antidepressants today!

That’s Trigger Happy: It’s got the drop on depression, and soon you’ll have happiness in your sights. It targets depression and blows it away: It can’t miss!

(Side effects may include hair trigger and itchy trigger finger.)