Yeah, that’s right, Dickens’s children are not all happy to share the fame: they want to know who’s the champ! And so now we have the Dickens Smackdown, where we’ll find out who’s the head heady honcho!
Of course, they are only fictional characters, so they can’t wrestle, so they have to get tag teams to fight for them!
Of course, they are only fictional characters, so they can’t wrestle, so they have to get tag teams to fight for them!
Wrestling teams include:
Hard Time Guys
Our Mutual Foes
Barnaby’s Bastards
Dombey’s Dumbasses
The Chimes Chiselers
Bleak House Blasters
Little Dorrit Destroyers
Our Mutual Foes
Barnaby’s Bastards
Dombey’s Dumbasses
The Chimes Chiselers
Bleak House Blasters
Little Dorrit Destroyers
Oliver’s Head-Twisters
A Tale of Two Shitheads
Nicholas Nickelby Knights
Pernicious Pickwick Pricks
Anthony Adverse Avengers (<I know, but he definitely sounds like a Dickens character!)
A Tale of Two Shitheads
Nicholas Nickelby Knights
Pernicious Pickwick Pricks
Anthony Adverse Avengers (<I know, but he definitely sounds like a Dickens character!)
David Copperfield Clobberers
The Christmas Carol Crushers
Edwin Drood’s Explosive Dudes
The Christmas Carol Crushers
Edwin Drood’s Explosive Dudes
Great Expectations’ Great Explosions
The Old Curiosity Shop’s Ornery Cretinous Shredders
The Old Curiosity Shop’s Ornery Cretinous Shredders
Wow, I can’t wait to see who wins! (Oh, I hope it’s someone I didn’t have to read in middle school!)
