Now that I'm older, I
have lots of hair coming out of places I never used to, like on my ears. My
theory is that this is to make up for all the hair I've lost and am losing on
the top of my head. It seems like I have the same amount of hair as before, but
that it's growing in different places than it was before. And if I forget to
shave the sides of my ears, they get really fuzzy. So I thought it might make a
fun ad to use this idea of the fuzzy ears and the title "I Was a Middle-Aged
Werewolf" for some electric razor that has attachments or an extra feature
to help trim extra unwanted hair. And it could say that it keeps the beast
suppressed.
