Wow, Breaking Bad
won a pile of Emmys again, even though it wasn’t on this year. There’s got to
be a way for bird sanctuaries to tap into this popularity for fundraising,
right?
I think the people who don’t care about birds are just
disappointed that they’re not involved in criminal activity. But with a new web
series, they could be! All someone like The Audubon Society, or a nature
preserve, would have to do is combine The
Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and Breaking
Bad into a bird-themed show: The
Fabulous Feathery Beak Brothers in: Beaking Bad.
Yes, birds seem all pretty and innocent, singing every
morning in their pretty feathers, but there’s a dark underbelly: they’re worm
smugglers! Every day they go out while it’s still dark and they think no-one
can see them, and they dig up worms, hide them in their beaks and stomachs, and
then they feed them to their helpless chicks, addicting them to worms for life! Oh,
the ornithology!
So bird groups: simply cultivate these naughty bird
characters, and watch the interest roll in!
