Friday, August 29, 2014

AfterMath

(Another Entry in the Educational Horror Movie Genre!)

AfterMath is the upcoming brain-twisting mathematical horror thriller, and if you’re a masochist for mathematics, or a sadist for spite, then this one is for you!

A class of brilliant and exceptional but sociopathic students in a school for the gifted takes advanced mathematics classes from a professor who is so relentlessly abusive, it drives them to acts of deviously twisted creative brilliance in a delirious mathematical torture revenge plot!

You’ll witness: the tormented torture of stress positions, placement of a body within different polygon-shaped blades, with hanging weights from parts of the body creating the action of an equation, where a = agony, b = barbaric, f = fear, and v = violence! (And x = xtreme, and y = yikes!)

There’s the triple triangle torture terror of equilateral evisceration, isosceles impalement, and scalene skewering, and the circular horrors of the pi piercing!

Geometrical gore, algebraic anguish, trigonometric terror, calculus cruelty: all the maniacal mathematical malevolence you can process, all combined to multiply the terror exponentially in AfterMath: horror calculated to be so mind-shatteringly advanced, you can’t even begin to comprehend it!

That’s AfterMath: Your tutorial in terror is coming soon to a theater near you!