Thursday, August 21, 2014

Visine Dust Irritating Eyeball Ad

Well, this is a fun approach. Here we have an eyeball driving a blue Mini, and a could of dust in the passenger’s seat is singing annoying songs while the eyeball is trying to drive. Then the announcer says: “Dust irritating your eye?”

But then something odd happens: the eyeball takes a bottle of Visine and squirts it at the dust cloud, and it dissolves. But, um, I use Visine for a mild eye allergy, and I can tell you that you put it in your eye, not squirt it at dust. (Also, Visine Tears is better for relief of dust irritation than the red-out kind, but whatever.) Maybe the eyeball should have put a drop on itself, and that could make the dust cloud first fall silent, and then fade away? That might work better for hair-splitters.

But this ad really raises some issues. Like, our eyeballs commute to work every day? I thought they were always in our heads. Or maybe this is Mike Wazowski’s (from Monsters, Inc.) cousin? Or will some huge dust cloud come along and smother this eyeball to death for murdering its little brother? Or maybe people will run up onstage on American Idol-style singing shows and squirt Visine at the bad singers? (Maybe for the next ad in the campaign? No?)

Here’s the eye irritating spot: