Thursday, August 14, 2014

RoboCop Says Police Too Militarized

In the wake of police response to rioting in Ferguson, Missouri, RoboCop today said: “Damn, when I watch the news today, I can’t tell if I’m watching the Kurdish Peshmurga fight ISIS in Iraq, or if I’m watching a police response to civil unrest in an American city. For God’s sake, I’d be afraid to protest in Ferguson right now, and I’m a hyper-militarized police cyborg unit!”

RoboCop was handed a pink slip after the comments, as he is soon to be replaced with Terminators, since reportedly he has developed too much humanity. Oh, and he was not authorized to comment.

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