Sunday, August 17, 2014

The Letter 2: Postage Due

TCM showed two different movie versions of W. Somerset Maugham’s play The Letter yesterday, and in seeing them both, I couldn’t help but think of a bad movie sequel (to the 1940 Bette Davis version). So here it is: The Letter 2: Postage Due:

This movie begins as the movie The Letter ends: Bette Davis is killed by the wife of her lover, Hammond, and thus begins the plot mechanism of the sequel. And, naturally, Bette Davis’s killer is arrested and put on trial for murder. And Davis’s lawyer from the first movie is blackmailed into being her attorney because he suppressed evidence from the previous trial in the last movie, so he has no choice but to represent her in court. And what do you know, but in this case Herbert Marshall produces the titular letter, proving that Bette Davis asked someone to come meet her, which everyone assumes to be her lover’s wife, who is now on trial, and the motive was to leave no witnesses to the original killing. And so now her lawyer says the accused was lured to see Bette Davis and had to kill her in self-defense, and she is thereupon acquitted, since everyone now knows Bette Davis killed her lover, Hammond. And then, to mend their betrayed broken hearts, Herbert Marshall and his wife’s killer get married. And who could possibly have guessed it, but her father owns the rubber plantation he wanted to buy at the end of the last movie, and he makes a wedding present of it to them, and so they escape from Singapore and the whole dirty affair, and they live happily ever after, until they get bored, take lovers, and the whole torrid murderous business replays itself, and here we go again, setting up another sequel… The End.

And the sequel would be called (of course): The Letter 3: Return to Sender.

This is The Letter: