We’re seeing more and more news stories about fears of robots becoming self-aware and destroying humanity in the near future. But we’ve also seen a lot of stories about how people are working on sexbots: robots people can have sex with. So how about combining these two ideas into one exciting, but humiliating, sci-fi action extravaganza about sex robots attacking humanity with vibrators?
Yes, it’s The Vibranator: sensual seductive sexbots-turned sadistic sci-fi assassins! Who wouldn’t want to see that? It’s got everything: action, adventure, apocalyptic sci-fi stuff, sex, comedy, plus it would give an extra thrill to Moral Majority types to see people punished for their sexbot fetishes and naughty behavior.
Lock your doors, zip your pants, but you’ll never escape the vile vibrating violence of: The Vibranator! When their good vibrations turn to evil spasms of murderous, lethal violence, humanity will be shaking in terror! Soon humanity will become sextinct, from the vicious vibrating villainy of: The Vibranator! (Coming soon to a theater near you!)
(Battery companies could make tie-in ads claiming their batteries last long enough for The Vibranator to make humanity extinct, so they’ll definitely last long enough to finish you off.)
Of course, this threat could come from another source as well, when the AllSpark (from the Transformers movies) gets on some electric sex toys! But that would likely be called: Transporners, rather than: The Vibranator. But either way, we will surely shake and shudder with fear! Yes, humanity had better prepare itself to be vibrated off this mortal coil…
We’ll be shaking in our shoes, and maybe some other places too! I shudder to think of it!
Of course, this threat could come from another source as well, when the AllSpark (from the Transformers movies) gets on some electric sex toys! But that would likely be called: Transporners, rather than: The Vibranator. But either way, we will surely shake and shudder with fear! Yes, humanity had better prepare itself to be vibrated off this mortal coil…
We’ll be shaking in our shoes, and maybe some other places too! I shudder to think of it!
