In this first person shooter video game, a hunter must hunt through a jungle to find a nutritious breakfast. But along the way, he is enticed by junk food cereal mascots to try sugary cereals instead of a healthy breakfast, and he earns points by shooting and killing these foul tempters, hunting and hunting until he finally finds a healthy breakfast, after killing all the sugared cereal mascots.
Then it's on to snack time, where our stalwart hero must battle his way through the temptation of Little Debbie, the Jacked Sasquatch, etc., and then onto lunch and dinner, where he must fight his way through the trickery and turpitude of Ronald McDonald, the luring seduction of Wendy's fresh beef, and then battle through the Burger King Loyalists and the legions of Little Caesar to the heavenly host of health food cuisine.
Finally, a violent video game of gunplay that can be embraced by the healthy crowd!
Finally, a violent video game of gunplay that can be embraced by the healthy crowd!
And for the ads, we’d hear the chorus of the Krokus song: “Headhunter”, but altered to sing: “Health Hunter”, like so:
Feel the wheat,
Throw your bodies into the fiber,
Time to eat with,
Health Hunter!
Health Hunter!
Health Hunter!
Health Hunter!
This is “Headhunter”, by Krokus (Listen for that great chorus; it starts at: 1:32):
