I'm an S.O.B. with C.O.P.D.

Over the summer I saw ads for some C.O.P.D. medication where people were saying stuff like: "I'm a Ph.D. with C.O.P.D.", and other initialed titles. But they were all good things! What if we're not good people; by leaving us out, maybe we will feel excluded and not want to buy their product. So I think they need to make a new ad for jerks, with statements like: "I'm an S.O.B. with C.O.P.D.", "I'm a P.O.S. with C.O.P.D.", etc. That way, they'll have all their bases covered, and they won't make anyone feel left out.