Friday, August 8, 2014

KISS to Destroy ISIS

Infuriated with the militant group ISIS using three of their band name’s letters without permission, KISS has threatened to breathe fire and spit blood all over ISIS. “We are the Destroyers, the Creatures of the Night, the Gods of Thunder with the War Machine, and we conquered America in less time than you’ve fought your way through parts of Iraq. And we’ve got a way bigger army than you. So we hope you want to hear it loud as we shock you and burn you up hotter than hell. And even if it takes 100,000 years, we’ll shoot you with our love gun!” said KISS in a statement.

(Just kidding. But wouldn’t it be great to see KISS and maybe GWAR and Megadeth defeat these ISIS guys? It would make a fun metal music video.)