Look out, it’s the Yacht Yobs, the outlaw gang of yachting! Made
up of nouveau riche motorcycle customizers, special effects designers, lowbrow artists
and punk rock stars, the Yacht Yobs spoil everyone’s snobby fun by blasting
through no wake zones at 30 knots, severing all mooring lines, trashing every yacht
club they encounter, ruining everyone’s fishing by zooming past the fishing lines,
knocking surfers and sailboarders off their boards all over the place, and
destroying everyone’s beachfront property with their smashed empty champagne
bottles, cigar butts and hazardous drug paraphernalia.
When you see the black leather Jolly Roger flying atop their masts, you’d
better sail/speed/surf/swim away fast, because the Yacht Yobs are coming for you!
