Lock your doors, hide in your closet, because NerfFarious has come to town!
Yes, it’s NerfFarious, the super villain who terrorizes communities across the land with his horrific villainy! But, because he feels bad about what he does, somewhat, it is believed (or so some people claim), he only uses weapons made of Nerf material, so nobody gets anything but their pride hurt, or maybe they get traumatized a bit.
Some say NerfFarious is not really a threat, so much as he is an annoying practical joker, but others say he is worse than all other super villains, because he leads his victims to believe that all super villains have a conscience and use non-lethal weaponry, but that then they’re killed by more lethal super villains once they let their guard down.
The company Nerf has said they do not condone the activities of NerfFarious, nor do they supply him with his squishy arsenal. Although they added: “But hey, that’s why we make Nerf stuff anyway: so we can all have harmless fun, no matter how ill-intentioned!”
But when you walk the streets at night, beware the foamy felonious force of NerfFarious!
(Actually, NerfFarious could make a fun ad for Nerf, showing how even in the most nefarious of hands, Nerf products will not harm anyone. And each time NerfFarious fails to harm someone, he says: “Nerfses, foiled again!”)
(Actually, NerfFarious could make a fun ad for Nerf, showing how even in the most nefarious of hands, Nerf products will not harm anyone. And each time NerfFarious fails to harm someone, he says: “Nerfses, foiled again!”)
