Yes, it’s the Mind Opener, superhero of creativity!
Whenever anyone tries to tell a writer, artist, or whatever
creative type, that an idea will never work because of whatever narrow-minded limitation
or preconceived notion/prejudice, The Mind Opener materializes on the scene,
and with his Sword of Possibilities, he cuts the top of their skull off,
saying: “Stop being so closed-minded!”
Well, now that they’re open-minded, you’d think they’d see
the error of their ways, and re-evaluate the submissions, but sadly, because
their crime was so great (trying to limit creative vision with prejudiced
narrow-mindedness), they get the ultimate punishment, which never would have
happened if they hadn’t been so closed-minded to begin with. (Oh, the humanity!
If only their minds had been more open to creative possibilities!)
Oh, well: it’s their own fault for not being open-minded to
begin with.
But despite the body count, at least now creatives have
someone to help them fight their battles against closed-minded judgmental
people in positions of authority! (Like dirty politicians, they prevent
inspiration from progressing!)
Well, now that everyone knows what could happen with
narrow-minded prejudice, there’s no excuse to be so closed-minded, so now
no-one will ever have taste the bitter steel of: The Mind Opener! (Unless they
deserve it; nay, earn it!)
So as we can all see, he really is a superhero and not a
super villain! Ever want to see anything new in entertainment? Then support The
Mind Opener, hero of new ideas everywhere! (<And deadly enemy to
closed-minded bureaucrats everywhere!)
