Thursday, August 21, 2014

1 Evil Trick to Lose Fat (Internet Ad)

There are always silly ads online using wording to get you to look, but this one actually delivers what it promises, so long as you don’t mind the tradeoff.

So, yes, the good news is that this really works to lose body fat; the bad news is that the “evil trick” is that you sell your soul to the devil, and he kills you, drags your soul to hell, and you lose your fat when your dead body decomposes.

But everyone can clearly see that it says “evil” right there in the headline, so it’s not like it’s false advertising or anything. And after all: it really works! (It just didn’t say how.)

(Again, sorry, I don’t know how to direct people to see Internet ads; but if you surf the usual sites, you’ll probably see it.)