Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Apple Stock Tanks With News of Siri Voice Replacement

Apple announced the release of the new iPhone 5S and 5C yesterday, which had everyone all aflutter with anticipation. But upon hearing the news that the Siri voice will be replaced with that of Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher, Apple shares took a substantial hit. Apple CEO Tim Cook said today that perhaps they should have put the new voices only on the iPhone 5C to punish people for not wanting to buy the top model, but he admitted the newly added vocal stylings may have been a mistake.