There’s a lot of excitement over Grand Theft Auto V this week, but I can’t wait for Grand Theft Auto X: That’s the version where Rockstar Games will have taken over the world government through all the money they’ve gotten from sales of the game up to that point, after which everyone will have chips planted in their brains at birth that make them subject to complete physical and mental control through the video game. And that means that you will be able to make actual people do whatever you want them to in the game and see what really happens in the real world through their eyes. It’s the ultimate GTA experience, and it’s going to happen someday, you’ll see!
The ad campaign slogan will reportedly be: Grand Theft Auto X: It Just Got Real!
The ad campaign slogan will reportedly be: Grand Theft Auto X: It Just Got Real!
Oh, but then I guess buzzkills will use the game to make people attack other game players in their living rooms to eradicate gamer control of the world, which is totally cheating. And that’s why they’ll all be the automatic bad guy targets in Grand Theft Auto XI. (But we still will not have flying cars by then,
