Thursday, September 5, 2013

S(X)IST Underwear

There’s a brand of men’s underwear that’s called: “2(X)IST” (I think it’s trying to say: “To exist”). I don’t know much about it, but the first time I saw that brand name, I thought it might make a fun play on this name to have a brand called: “S(X)IST” (<Like “Sexist”). Then sexists could all secretly wear it underneath their clothes, identifying themselves as sexists where nobody could see it, until they hook up with someone, the clothes come off, and then their partner would know what kind of person they are. And if anyone complained, these guys could claim they were wearing a warning label. Then perhaps women could look at underwear waistbands on men to try to avoid ending up with sexists. And perhaps someone like Mayor Bloomberg could mandate men to wear them if they are deemed sexist enough.