Hey, obesity is so much fun, it’s become a children’s game! No, really; look:
Fun, fun, fun to get fat, fat, fat!
But since the government is mandating healthy food initiatives for kids, why not require this game to have the kids exercise the pig and feed it vegetables to make it lose weight once they’ve made it fat with hamburgers? Wouldn’t that set a better example?
Oh, and this game makes me think of something else too: seeing as how it’s apparently all fun and games to force-feed a pig, why not make a new game called Foie Gras, where kids force feed a goose corn until its liver bursts? Isn’t that the same idea as Pop the Pig?
(BTW: The game Foie Gras is already banned in California, despite the fact that it does not exist yet.)
(BTW: The game Foie Gras is already banned in California, despite the fact that it does not exist yet.)
