There’s a new testosterone supplement on the market: it’s called “Nugenix”. And seeing this name, I have to wonder, is it perhaps named after Ted Nugent? He used to do a big macho Tarzan act on stage, and act all macho and stuff; plus now he’s always yelling at people on TV about gun rights and hunting and stuff, so if he’s not behind this product, maybe they should hire him as a spokesman? They could say that it will make you as manly as Ted Nugent, and that you’ll get “Cat Scratch Fever” from your newfound passion when you use it.
Here’s the TV spot for this product (No, I didn’t make it up.):
