Vertigo-go is the upcoming thriller film about a go-go dancer who is afraid of heights, and when her strip club wants her to do a high-flying dance act where she rides a trapeze and dances on a glass floor high above the crowd, she has a nervous breakdown. Well, as she is the star attraction for the place, they can’t afford to lose her, and so they hire the top psychiatrist in the region to try to cure her acrophobia. And so he peers into her psyche, peeling back the layers of her mind in a tortured metaphor of her stripper career, eventually finding out that as a toddler, she witnessed her brother murder a prostitute by pushing her out their high-rise hotel room window (he was babysitting at the time, got bored, and took her to a hotel so he could get a call girl). Oh, but unfortunately for her, her brother is her manager (!), and so to escape detection for his crime, he conspires to throw both her and her psychiatrist off the top of a skyscraper, making it look like she was incurable and the psychiatrist fell in love with her, and not being able to marry her, they committed suicide together. Oh, but just in the nick of time, her annoying junkie boyfriend shows up to save them from her brother, and in a death struggle, they ironically fight their way through an open window and fall to their deaths in the street below, saving our hero and heroine from a fate worse than death, or at least worse than a peaceful death would have been, anyway, and saving the strip club by saving their star act. Oh, but she quits her go-go dancing career to marry the psychiatrist (because by now they have fallen for each other), and the strip club goes bankrupt, so the owner tries to kill them both as revenge, because he owes the mob money. But he accidentally falls out the window of the hotel room they’re staying in, ironically making her relapse into acrophobia, and causing her psychiatrist fiancé to get a case of acrophobia at the same time. And wouldn’t you know it, but the elevator is out-of-order, so they have to walk down like thirty flights of stairs in a central open-air space in the hotel, and so they get dizzy from the vertigo, and so they fall down the stairs, accidentally breaking their legs and ending her dancing ability, getting the mob off her back for good. And so they live happily ever after in their one-story home, where she teaches pole dancing, and her husband sees psychiatric patients. (Until one of the psychiatric patients goes psycho and stalks all the pole-dancers, killing them one-by-one by throwing them off the roof, but that doesn’t happen until Vertigo-go 2: Falling for You.) The End.
Yes, it’s Vertigo-go: coming soon to a theater near you!
