Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Subaru School Bus Chasing Ad

Here we have some father who is so worried about his little daughter going off to school for the very first time, he actually stalks her by chasing the school bus she’s riding on. (I suppose he thinks his own daughter is quite socially inept or something. Or else he has an obsessive, overbearing and smothering affection for her.) Well, as we can clearly see, he’s spending so much time looking up at her, he’s not looking where he’s going while he’s driving whatsoever, and so he doesn’t see a pedestrian crossing the street; and then, when the pedestrian screams, he has to swerve to miss them, veering into the school bus, causing an accident, killing everyone: oh, the humanity! See what can happen when you drive a car that’s defined by obsessive, possessive, smothering love? You don’t look where you’re going, and you wreck, causing death and destruction in your wake! (Just kidding. But this spot shows this guy driving in an extremely hazardous manner! He’s not even looking where he’s going, and the scenario I indicate above is quite possible, if not indeed likely, when people drive so irresponsibly. Look where you’re going, please; especially when you’re driving right next to a bus full of young children.)

Here’s the Subaru school bus stalking spot: