Sunday, September 15, 2013

Rear Window: The Ultimate Heroic Peeping Tom Movie

Yes, where else can you find a great movie where the Peeping Tom is the hero? And ever since it was released, it has given Peeping Toms the perfect excuse for their crimes: “I was just trying to solve a murder and stop the killer from striking again!” Law enforcement and criminal psychologists claim that peeping usually leads to worse crimes like rape and murder, but they’re wrong! No, peeping always leads to justice being served! Just watch Rear Window and you’ll see! Murderers are no match for our perverted peeping friends, for they see all, and they see you for what you’ve done! Yes, it’s Rear Window: encouraging us all to value and perpetrate peeping, for a better and more just society!

(Just kidding. But the pro-peeper message in this movie is kind of hard to miss, isn’t it?)