Every time there’s a security breach, leak, terrorist attack or a spree shooting, the news finds tons of evidence to suggest this stuff was likely, and yet somehow the powers that be didn’t notice the “red flags”. So that gives me an idea for a new TV action drama spy show: Red Flagg!
Yes, it’s Red Flagg, the foreign evil entity special ops guy who infiltrates government agencies and military contractors and steals secrets and commits sabotage and gets away clean each and every time. And when the news finds out, they uncover all this funny stuff about his background, and his past activities, and yet still nobody noticed any red flags. And so then we’d see the higher-ups in whatever government agency or military group grilling the human resources people, saying: “You didn’t notice those red flags?” And the human resources chief would say: “Um, no… Sorry.” And the big guy would say: “Well, his name is Red Flagg… Did you notice that?” And they’d all shake their heads and look ashamed. And then the next week, we’d see Red Flagg applying for and getting security clearance for a new job at some sensitive facility, despite his name and face being all over the news lately. And this would go on for years, being the one repeating part of each episode of the show (in addition to him never changing his name, and always getting away with everything).
And the slogan of the show would be: “Red Flagg: He is a red flag: The one nobody notices until it’s too late!”
And the slogan of the show would be: “Red Flagg: He is a red flag: The one nobody notices until it’s too late!”
