Gas-X Obama/Syria Ad?

Hey, with the prospect of a peaceful end to this Syria thing, and the promise of the decommissioning of the chemical weapons so no-one will be gassed anymore, this makes me think of a possible ad for Gas-X. (Yeah, I know: offensive, huh?) So the ad could show President Obama speaking about how we must punish Assad for gassing his own people, then we hear Kerry’s “gaffe” about how Syria could avoid a military strike if they’d get rid of their chemical weapons, and then Putin starts making demands about how America must stand down before any deal will be considered, and the announcer says: “Luckily, you don’t need the UN or Russia to solve your problems! Get rid of unwanted gas fast with Gas-X!”