Thursday, September 12, 2013

The Stepford Pundits

They seem like other people. But the views they espouse don’t seem to make much sense. And then, when the things they bash the other party for is what their bosses want to do, they act all-of-a-sudden like it’s a great idea! And no, it’s totally different this time, because now it’s their boss who wants to do it. It’s: The Stepford Pundits.

They have no souls, no shame, nor human emotions to even see how ridiculous they look. They are merely puppets dancing to the tune of an immoral puppet master!

Run if you can. Hide if you want. But no matter what you try, you cannot escape the pernicious hypocrisy of The Stepford Pundits! (Coming soon to a news show near you. Like, literally: as soon as you turn on that newscast, you cannot escape, and your fate is sealed!)