There was an odd news story this past week about someone
called the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” who wants to pay women to watch him have sex
with Swiss cheese, apparently. And after this story, I saw the Airborne ad
where the woman has holes in her body showing through her clothes so she looks
like a piece of Swiss cheese, and I thought: “Hey, that woman would be perfect
for that cheese pervert guy! Then he wouldn’t even be a pervert: he’d be
happily married.” So if nobody takes Airborne, it’s only a matter of time
before this guy meets somebody who is right for him. (In fact, I’ll bet that
guy saw this ad, and figured there was really a woman like that, and he just
drove around looking for her.)
Here’s the story about the “Swiss Cheese Pervert”, so you
won’t think I made it up:
And here’s the Airborne ad with the woman with Swiss cheese
holes in her body:
