CNN had a report this morning about the crash test ratings for numerous new small cars, and they all failed miserably except for one: the Chevy Spark, which earned the coveted “Acceptable” rating.
Wow, only one small car got the “Acceptable” rating? What did the others get? I mean, if “Acceptable” is the top rating for such cars, what are the other possible ratings? Did some get the “I Hope You Have Life Insurance” rating? Did others get the “They’ll Be Scraping You Off the Tarmac” rating? And what’s the lowest rating for this class of cars? Maybe the “Don’t Bother With the Organ Donation Form” rating?
Well, at least it’s nice for people who get gouged with high gas prices that apparently they are paying for something besides luxury, like maybe survivability.
Here’s the smashing story:
