Yes, it’s Malicious Delicious, the evil super-powered gourmet chef super villain! His super power abilities allow him to spontaneously conjure and shoot delicious, irresistible desserts from his hands into his foes’ mouths, filling them up with desserts so that they become full, sluggish, obese, get type 2 diabetes, etc. And in case you were wondering, yes, the desserts are charmed so that they are irresistible to everyone. Plus, for those who aren’t into desserts, he can create other foods: whatever it is his foes love to eat and crave the most, he can conjure it instantaneously! Plus, he has psychic abilities to read minds for what foodstuffs are most effective in every situation so he easily defeats his enemies!
Yes, hide your mouth, it’s Malicious Delicious: super villain of the obesity epidemic!
(Oh, and naturally all of his food weapons have the maximum of unhealthy ingredients, like salt, sugar, trans-fats, chemical preservatives, MSG, etc., for maximum damage to his enemies! Oh, and he leaves no trace, either, so everyone assumes the superheroes he killed had an eating disorder {which is why they were so ripped and had such abnormally low body fat in the first place}, and binged themselves to death on foods they couldn’t resist.)
(Oh, and naturally all of his food weapons have the maximum of unhealthy ingredients, like salt, sugar, trans-fats, chemical preservatives, MSG, etc., for maximum damage to his enemies! Oh, and he leaves no trace, either, so everyone assumes the superheroes he killed had an eating disorder {which is why they were so ripped and had such abnormally low body fat in the first place}, and binged themselves to death on foods they couldn’t resist.)
