CNN said they had new graphic details about actor Paul
Walker’s death, so how could they resist presenting them? (Salacious
sensationalism sells, don’t you know. And CNN needs ratings badly, apparently.)
But when I heard them say: “Graphic details”, I thought to
myself: “Hey, how about Graphic Details
magazine?” After all, there’s already a Details
magazine, and it could be a spinoff from Details,
but filled with only graphic details, for the extra sensational reader!
So Graphic Details
magazine could have lots of gory death pictures, autopsy photos, plastic
surgery disaster photos, especially all of celebrities, and maybe even
exaggerated in Photoshop like magazines already do with cover glamour shots, and
lots of stills from movie sex scenes that were cut to get an R-rating, as well
as plenty of cameras-through-the-windows pictures of famous people at home who
think they have a right to privacy, etc.
Who could ask for anything more? That’s Graphic Details magazine: order your subscription today!
