We’ve all seen the Progresso Soup ads where people call the
chefs at Progresso Soup to compliment them on their soup. But did you know this
was just a way for the devil to trick us and possess our souls? I wouldn’t have
known about it, but thankfully the movie Insidious
2 showed me the truth! Those so-called soup chefs are just ghosts and
demons in disguise! I should have seen through this ruse all along. (I think
maybe that soup should be called Possesso Soup! Is it any wonder that Regan in The Exorcist vomited pea soup? Think about it…!)
(Just kidding! Progresso soup is not made by the devil;
although it is sinfully delicious!)
Here’s the (literally) damning evidence of the Possesso soup
can string phone:
(Hmm, on second thought, what possessed this man in the ad to dress this way?)
