It's Dad Gum: The gum specially formulated for fathers! We know the stresses you can experience from fatherhood, so we've made a gum just for you dads out there. Chew away your stress and worry of earning enough money to keep a roof over your family's head, to put food on the table, to make sure your children get a good education, as well as behave themselves and not get in trouble. So while you're stressing out, chew away your troubles with Dad Gum, the only gum specially created to help you while away the time as you worry waiting for your kids to come home hours after their curfew.
That's Dad Gum: The calming chewing gum for fretting fathers.
("Dad Gum" was a bowdlerization of curse words from shows like The Dukes of Hazzard.)
