A recent Gallup polls shows 72% of the American public think the government is the biggest threat to the United States. Well, that was good
enough for the Department of Homeland Security, who rounded up the malefactors Friday, saying: “We’re not taking any chances this time. We’re
rounding these guys up before they destroy the country! They’re already
threatening to do it, according to the poll, and we’re not going to let them
get away with it.”
(Okay, that didn’t happen. But the poll is true, so maybe
they really ought to do it?)
Here’s the Gallup poll:
