Red Hot Chili Peppers to Debut New Song at Super Bowl Halftime Show

Apparently the band the Red Hot Chili Peppers will debut a new song specially written for the Super Bowl called: “Wardrobe Malfunction Middle Finger Song”, where everyone’s shirts will accidentally be torn off to reveal giant middle finger tattoos. Everyone will be especially offended, as surely no football fans have ever seen such crudity! (Oh, those naughty boys.)