Yes, it’s the Autoerotic
Avenger: the super villain with the power to telekinetically hang people
with rope he shoots from his hands, move them with his mind to a closet, and
psychokinetically pull their pants down! You don’t want to get on his bad side, because not only does he defeat
his enemies and kill them, but he also humiliates them after death and calls
all the scandal rags so they can report on what superheroes have died by
autoerotic asphyxiation! And this not only defeats them, but it ridicules them
and ruins their reputation such that everyone thinks they’re a bad example to
children! And when you see the Autoerotic Avenger, you’d better not laugh,
either, because he looks ridiculous, in briefs and with a noose around his neck; but if you laugh, he’ll kill you, and make it look like you died by autoerotic asphyxiation (and then he’ll call the scandal
rag newspapers to tip them off).
