Hey, we all remember No More Tears Shampoo from our childhood, right? But you know, it doesn't only work for children: This stuff prevents tears in all sort of occasions! So how about a new ad to show us just how effective it really is at preventing tears?
So in this (joke) ad for No More Tears Shampoo, we see the preparation for a wedding ceremony, and a woman says to herself: "I am not going to cry all through another wedding, ruining my eye makeup!" And so she uses No More Tears Shampoo right before the wedding, and at the ceremony, everyone else is crying their eyes out, but not our heroine! And so at the wedding reception, all the other women have swollen eyes and smudgy eye makeup, except for our heroine, and so she hooks up with the most handsome eligible bachelor, and then they get married (!). And they live happily ever after, and all thanks to No More Tears Shampoo!
Then, if this ad is a success, the next (joke) one could be for a funeral, where nobody wants to cry all day at the memorial/funeral service. And so they all use No More Tears Shampoo right beforehand, and nobody cries at the funeral, leading the reporters covering the funeral to suspect the deceased was a secret fiend, and so s/he writes a horrible scandal-mongering article for the newspaper fabricating some horrible secret sadistic double life victimizing everyone, and the family get to sue the paper for libel and win, making them all instant millionaires (!!). Yea, No More Tears Shampoo!
