A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Patrick Kennedy on Justin Bieber
Patrick Kennedy was on CNN to discuss Justin Bieber's suspected substance abuse problems and the complicating issues of his fame and money. Patrick Kennedy said it's a serious problem he understands well. But he glossed over an issue I was hoping he would raise in light of Bieber's brushes with the law; I was waiting for him to say: "And it's more serious for Justin Bieber, because he's not an elected government official, so he will get charged when he breaks the law, unlike me: I got away with everything! Or was it my family connections and favoritism from the news people that prevented my prosecution? But hey, he could run for office, and I could adopt him: then surely he would be above the law."