Olympic Threats from Less Extreme Extremists

Threats to pull fire alarms for no reason

Threats to leave tacks in spectators’ seats

Threats to stick chewing gum in athletes’ hair

Threats to charge unreasonable amount for parking

Threats to put itching powder in athletes’ underwear and socks

Threats to leave banana peels in walkways for people to slip on and fall

Threats to send flea-, bedbug- and lice-infested operatives into the crowd to give everyone fleas, lice and bedbugs

Threats to toss hot tea and coffee on ice skating rink, ruining the surface and leaving unsightly stains and such on the ice

Threats to send numerous operatives who have eaten foods specifically to cause lots and lots of bad breath and flatulence in crowded spaces