Yes, it’s Sauron Sourdough Bread! Baked by orcs in the fires of Mount Doom, with a crust of darkness covering a moist center of sourdough as doughy as an orc’s complexion and as sour as an orc’s disposition!
From Sauron, makers of Sauron Sauerbraten and Sauron Sauerkraut, with a taste that will sour your soul!
Sauron: Get Your Sour On!
(Yes, I just saw the Hobbit sequel. And Sauron is watching, so you better go buy some!)
