Lots of people like to burn the candle at both ends. But who
wants to have to hold them? That’s why there’s the new “Burning the Candle at
Both Ends Candelabra”! It has a sort-of plumbing T-joints to hold the candles
in the middle, so you can burn it at both ends easily! And because so many
people are on the go so much in this economy, they’ll need to burn many candles
at both ends just to stay afloat, this candelabra holds many candles for you to
burn at both ends! Not sold in stores: Order yours today!
(Coming soon: The six-pointed star horizontal candle, so
you can burn six candle ends at once! {That’s three whole candles in one!})
