We have a lot of couch potatoes here in this country, and being couch potatoes, they tend not to do much in the way of activities. But the health bullies are getting on their cases to try to force them to become active against their will. But fear not, lazy couch potatoes: help is on the way!
That’s right, in order to trick the health bullies into thinking that couch potatoes are actually engaged in productive activities, I have developed a new line of activity colognes which simulate the smell of having done something active and useful. So when you see people who want to force you into activity, now you can apply this cologne beforehand, and they will smell it and believe you have been busy doing stuff.
Here is the current selection of activity-related fragrances:
Gone Fishing
Working on the Car All Day
Skeet Shooting
Jogging Sweat
Sailing/Sea Breeze
A Day at the Gym (Now with Extra Body Odor!)
That’s Couch Potato Activity Colognes: another product from Potato Skins™, the fashion brand for couch potatoes! Order yours today! You don’t even have to get up off the couch to get it!
BTW: Here is my previous post where I suggest the fashion brand Potato Skins™:
http://unconditionedresponse.blogspot.com/2012/08/potato-skins-clothing-brand-for-couch.html
BTW: Here is my previous post where I suggest the fashion brand Potato Skins™:
http://unconditionedresponse.blogspot.com/2012/08/potato-skins-clothing-brand-for-couch.html
