Monday, January 14, 2013

Sympathy for the Devil: How Wall Street Executives Can Gain Public Support Despite Pillaging the Economy and Pissing on the Poor

From a Public Relations perspective, the executives on Wall Street, and the American corporate CEOs in general, have so tried the patience of the American public, what with their grabbing all they can for themselves behavior in the most lean of times, it’s amazing people aren’t marching on them with pitchforks, et. al. And if they want the public to like them, they can just forget it! Unless…

Hey, has anyone noticed how the characters in that fabulously popular PBS television series Downton Abbey are so very like the hated Wall Street executives and the 1%’ers we all seem to despise? But nobody seems to rail against this TV show for being about such rich, rapacious people, now do they? And that got me to thinking…

Hey, I’ll bet the Wall Street executives, the system-abusing corporate CEOs, etc., could all gain the support of the (justly) resentful American public if only they would do one thing: make a show like Downton Abbey, but about the Richie Rich Wall Street 1%’ers, and how their lives are so much like the glittery soap opera that is Downton Abbey.

Now before you laugh and deny it, just consider this: I’ll bet the “little people” in the UK in the teens and twenties probably felt the upper-crust Downton crowd was every bit as repugnant as we find the Wall Street economy-rapers. Oh, but aren’t they about the same, really? (Come on, you know it’s true!) Maybe all the Dick Fulds and Lloyd Blankfeins have family estates just like Downton Abbey that they feel, due to tradition, they simply must keep in the family, just like in Downton Abbey. And if we could peer into their world, and see all the stresses and expectations and pressures to keep up appearances, maybe we’d be on their side, or at the least, understand. (And if not, then how come we care about the Downton crowd who is in the same class? Are we hypocrites, or is it that they’re fictional? Because based upon the level of fraud our own captains of industry have perpetrated and overseen, I’d say they’re just as fictional here as well.)

So, really, if the American 1% wants the 99% to care about them, then they’re going to have to make a Downton Abbey-esque, dramatically sympathetic TV series about themselves. And once we see their world, full of expectations, pressures and heartbreak, not to mention worries about losing that family castle in the Hamptons, surely we’ll start to care more about them than we do ourselves. And best of all for them, we’ll start to live vicariously through them, in a new sort of “American Dream”. And then we’ll never storm the gates, unless we miss an episode, and we want to catch up on what happened.

Well, Wall Street guys, it’s either that, or the pitchforks: what’ll it be?

(Hey, you don’t suppose that guy Julian Fellowes is secretly a Wall Street Hedge Fund CEO, do you? Maybe that’s why he’s trying to make the upper class seem so sympathetic in his TV show. {A-Ha! Now I know what his game is…})