Thursday, January 17, 2013

Mattress-cide (Joke) Mattress Store Ad

Is your mattress old and uncomfortable? Is it infested with dust mites? Do you suffer from back pain in the morning? Then it’s time to commit “Mattress-cide!” Kill your old mattress, and replace it with a beautiful new mattress by Sealy, Serta, Simmons, Beautyrest, or any number of other quality mattresses at (whatever mattress store)! You’ll be glad you did!

That’s the “Mattress-cide!” sale: It’s you or your mattress; who will come out of it alive?