Yes, some companies are actually offering coffins that have stereos built into them. But is this such a good idea? Surely these must run on batteries, right? But when the batteries die, won’t the dead rise from their graves seeking revenge? Oh my God! So this is how the zombie apocalypse will start! I knew it!
But if they’re going to offer musical caskets, then why not offer taste-specific brands?
Here are some possibilities:
Ca-Coffin-y (like Cacophony): For punk, metal and hip hop fans
Groovy Graves: For hippies and folk rock fans
Country Coffins: For country music fans
Classical Caskets: For opera and classical music fans
Here’s a recent story about this very real threat to humanity:
