In this promo for the (wonderfully fun) Comedy Central show The
Burn, Jeff Ross says he’s like a bird,
because he sh!ts on people when they least expect it. (Sorry if I am
paraphrasing: I can’t seem to find this ad online.)
But he’s also like a bird
in other ways he fails to mention. Like, for example, he has a pronounced beak,
and he is well known for laying an egg from time to time.
(Sorry, Jeff: I’m a fan, but you don’t seem to get as much as you give. So there you go.)
