Thursday, January 31, 2013

Middle Finger Sandwiches

Yes, it’s the catering company that makes disgusting finger sandwiches and more for meetings with detested business partners, parties with annoying people, lunches for auditors, etc. Whenever you wish to appear courteous and friendly but want to punish your enemies in a way that puts the blame on someone else, call the catering chefs at Middle Finger Sandwiches! We’ll provide you with a spread that will produce whatever unpleasant reaction you desire for your “guests”; from awful combinations like peanut butter, mustard and relish, or sardine and jam sandwiches, to rancid mixed nuts, to laxative-treated desserts, you’ll always have the last laugh when you call the experts at Middle Finger Sandwiches!

For the best in stomach-churning cuisine, it’s got to be Middle Finger Sandwiches!

So when you must entertain or host your most hated enemies and/or rivals, “Give Them the Finger™: Middle Finger Sandwiches!”