We all know what happened to poor Bambi in the classic Disney movie, right? Mean old hunters killed his mom, and then someone burned down the forest! Well, now it’s payback time in the new sequel to Bambi: Bambi’s Revenge!
Yes, this time Bambi’s back, and he’s out for blood: infected blood, that is! Yes, Bambi recognizes that he can’t defeat hunters and humanity with muscle, so he’s going biological on us! That’s right: Bambi is carrying deer ticks that cause Lyme Disease (!), and that’s how he’s going to get revenge! And nobody will ever suspect his evil scheme!
Here’s his dastardly plan: He’ll have cute little fawn children, load them up with disease-ridden deer ticks, and send his kids into our yards, making us all think they’re so cute and adorable so we’ll go hug and pet them. Oh, but that’s just what he’s hoping we’ll do, because then all the horribly infected ticks will jump on us all and give everyone Lyme Disease, infecting humanity with an incurable disease! And so finally, Bambi will have his revenge!
